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august 15, 2003
rumply breast
Hey, you're back! While you were gone, we've been having lots of fun knitting and making up funny anagrams. Did you know that the letters in slumber party can be rearranged to form rumply breast? You do now. And where can we find the best rumply breasts around? Why Cosmo, of course.

We have GOT to take Cosmo quizzes right now!
So which Sex and the City personality are you? I'm most like Charlotte. Apparently I'm "refreshingly naive" and my dream man is "Superman with a trust fund." Actually, that does sound pretty good. (Tee hee.) What did you get?
Which one of you is the biggest flirt out there? Who's completely boy crazy? And I don't want to hear about anyone answering "scarf" to #8 on this quiz.
Now Kerrie, we know you're ready to settle down and wedding obsessed already, but how risque are you in the bedroom? Inquiring minds want to know! (Giggle.)
I'll be back in two hours with another update and you better have taken that quiz by then! (wink, wink.) And if no one's looking, check out the Cosmo guy candy gallery too!

Yum.
(girl talk, this way to the comments...)
posted by alison at 2:00 am | in
a slumber party
Clearly, I have been missing out by not reading Cosmo on a regular basis. I guess that's what happens when your man is willing to do the grocery shopping - no key junk magazine reading time! ;)
Hope you European knitbloggers can get here soon. I think the US faction is waning a bit. We'll be passing the party banter over to you....
(the automatic slumber party update system will take over for me now - nighty night)
Jeez, I'm still at the office for another three & 1/2 hours! Anyone else still awake? I'll show you my thong...
I would've thought it would be snarky Miranda, but I've been told that I'm most like Carrie. See, I couldn't be Miranda because she goes to the gym; as Carrie, my typical workout is "Running to the dry cleaner's in stilettos". How did they know? Cosmo is amazing!!!
Oops, confusing name thing! For the rest of the party, I'll be the Other A.
Oooh - I lvoe quizzes. I was Charlotte too. Off to take the risque one now!
OK - here's my risque results : (no comment on the accuracy!)
Frisky Femme
You're sexually curious without being a nooky nut. For example, you'll try a new sex toy or our "Hottest Ancient Sex Secrets" tips because you crave a little spice, but you won't bring your best friend into bed with you just because your man begs. "You're open to exploring new, pleasurable things, but you have enough confidence not to go outside your comfort zone," says Jill Drossman, Psy.D., a clinical psychologist in New York City. So if your guy's idea of making a horny home movie or doing a nude photo shoot sounded good in the beginning but makes you feel skanky 10 minutes later, you'll say "Cut!"
You've also mastered the art of sexual self-control. Yes, you want your sexy boss, but you have enough foresight to limit it to flirting. (There are so many hot buns in the bakery, why burn your career by biting into this one?) Because you make such smart carnal calls, letting go in bed never means letting go of your self-respect.
Hey Kerrie, that's the same one I got!
I'm a little bummed to be linked to Charlotte, bless her heart -- I always identify with Miranda, of those four. But I'm in good company!
Better news, they say I'm a Choosy Chica and my Guy Standards are not too high . . .
Miranda checkin' in! Yes, I am the "ultimate power babe: smart, straightforward and sassy."
I am?!?
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